yard cousin

Deep South reference that recently made news that refer to persons which, due to their level of upbringing, you may invite over for family events but certainly don't allow into your own home. They may or may not be related to you by blood or marriage.
From the Chicago Tribune (4/28/13) - in reference to societal culture in Tupelo, Mississippi :

With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.

That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."

chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story
by iiibbb October 22, 2013
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yard buddy

2 people whome share a yard or farmland
by Corn-Stalkk August 01, 2017
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to yard

To lug something heavy or awkward to another place. Referencing a chore.
I'm going to yard these groceries to the kitchen by myself then.
by Sedussa April 17, 2022
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Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.
When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
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barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.
Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.
by amos blacklock July 31, 2023
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yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.
"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"
by holyvulpes December 19, 2017
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