either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

Flag

Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrong mug.

Dudley Do Wrong

When you gag your girl during a blow job and hold her head down while you wrip a fart.

Joe gave Francis a Dudley Do Wrong.

by The REAL Awful Knawful August 4, 2018

Flag

Get the Dudley Do Wrong mug.

you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Flag

Get the you picked the wrong house fool mug.

wrong

i is the opposite of what i am

you: im not gay!

Me: wrong.

by HotSuope January 25, 2019

Flag

Get the wrong mug.

SEE? See how you're wrong about the thing you said?

Saying things that are "wrong" as a part of this thing that I'm doing is in no way the same after choosing a guy to fuck and then getting dragged down a hallway and neither is fucking a retard instead of the creator of AI.

Retard "SEE? See how you're wrong about the thing you said?"

Hym "SeE!? SeE hOw YoU'rE wRoNg!? No. You can just do what I want you to do. I wasn't mistreating Noah or Kendra and what they did and were doing to me was wrong. They didn't let me defend myself either."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Flag