Theo woolridge

Someone with a huge penis that hangs to their knee

Theo woolridge

by Theoooooooooio September 2, 2022

The Wooly

When a girls pubic hair is so long you floss your teeth while eating her out.

Bruh I just got The Wooly from Amanda last night. Her pubic hair was so long it flossed my teeth.

by retr0_392 September 27, 2022

JOE WOOLLIN

massive gay loves bees and has autism glasses

joe woollin just gave me aids

by TheBINBAG February 12, 2023

zac woolford

A sexy beast who loves to mingle among women. he is tall, benches 30kg and has a dog he uses as a sex toy.

Hey Zac woolford

fuck you

by magnet977 February 16, 2023

Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

wow that man is a proper Alfie Woolger.

by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023

Fiery Wooly Mammoth

Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.

The hooker I hired in Georgia enjoyed when I have her a fiery wooly mammoth.

by Macster MacLeod May 17, 2025

JOE WOOLLIN

Has brown eyes. They are often a sign of impending rain.

Male 1: Ah fuck JOE WOOLLIN just looked at me. He has brown eyes. It's going to rain today.
Male 2: Darn

by TheBINBAG November 16, 2025