Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food

She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood

by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018

Fire Trout

When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.

Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.

by Cunt_bucket August 1, 2018

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.

"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.

by schloober September 24, 2010

fire lunch

to smoke weed on your lunch break

yo dude you wanna grab a fire lunch?

by Hippies April 20, 2006

sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

by mauzer48 April 13, 2020