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that dank shit from walmart

A bright neon ball that you'd find in the middle of a vegetable section in Walmart.
Yo man, I got that dank shit from Walmart, wanna go to the pitch tonight?
by Pixelasia December 16, 2018
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Smartest person in the walmart

If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart
Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart
by Kodak999 August 13, 2019
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kokichi goes to walmart

the legendary video made by the one and only ''GUH- a rat'' the video currently just hit 100 likes and this is the most likes I have ever gotten on a video! The day starts off with kokichi and kaede starting their periods and are really pissed about it so they go shopping for tampons with shuichi!
" woah hey have you seen that video hanako from GUH- a rat just posted, you know... kokichi goes to walmart?"
by Hanako GUH May 16, 2021
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goth.from.walmart

The coolest person on earth. Wears the same shorts everyday but thats fine
GOTH.FROM.WALMART IS WHITER THEN ELSAS HAIR
by L4wli3t June 24, 2021
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Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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bought something bad from Walmart

Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.

*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.

*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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Hide and seek at Walmart

A term used as a euphemism for gay sex.
Person 1: I played hide and seek at Walmart with this blond twink I met yesterday
Person 2: oh really, how was it
Person 1: I pounded his ass without a condom
by SoldierTop9000 August 2, 2023
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