Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010

upperqueef

chinned by a queef

did your really get upperqueefed? Dick face

by StinkyNiglet February 3, 2019

uppered

'Promoted': used in the workplace. Created by Karl Pilkington.

"Did you hear? John got uppered yesterday!"

by Millipenio January 21, 2008

upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.

I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.

by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017

upsert

To insert or update. If the item does not exist, add or insert it; if the item already exists, then update it with new information.

I upserted the word "upsert" into Urban Dictionary.

by J. Lin April 2, 2008