turtlehead

poo poking out your bum

oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead

by The turtle heads. February 23, 2011

turtles

Used in Hawaii as a slang for 'thirty' when telling time.

John Doe: What time you start tomorrow?
Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you?
John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!

by Kalikus808 January 10, 2011

Turtle Kiss

While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.

"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"

"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."

"Dude...sick."

by Mcatron June 9, 2007

Turtle Skirt

DEFINITION:

A TURTLESKIRT is a skirt which is 2 inches below the Snapper... Turtle!

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by turtleskirt.blogspot.com August 20, 2009

Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.

Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.

by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010

Turtle Time

The name of one of the unused themes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back to the Sewers, part of a contest known as "Pick Us a Rockin' Theme Song Before Mikey Gets His Way Challenge", back in Spring 2008

"It's Turtle time! The four turtles are back from travelling time but (oh, no) Master Splinter got left behind. In cyberspace with new evil doers, now they gotta go back (where?) to the sewers...."

by Super Jared May 24, 2019

Turtleneck

A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.

"Somebody's wearing a turtleneck."

by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010