Tristan

A cool dude, who loves dank ass memes + wanking his willy. He is also an aggressive gambler who bottom feeds from all his piers. not insecure about anything except his tendency to bottom feed.

Tristan is a gambling shit bag

by hwhwhwhwhwhwhw March 19, 2023

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Tristan

The kind of person that you feel safe with. He is the perfect man and is someone who is admired by others. He is caring, loving and protective of who he loves. He is someone you want on your side and someone you never want to lose. His presence is so graceful. He is someone who you should always cherish because losing him is the dumbest thing one can do.

Person 1: did you see her blushing when texting someone?
Person2: yes! She mentioned someone very special to her. She said he is everything she has ever wanted!
Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!

by Eflores07 March 28, 2023

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Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.

Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.

by 0uhz August 12, 2023

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Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

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