BJ-The-DJ's definitions

Ballcementer

Someone who traps your balls in cement as a living. Hates women. Loves men. Is usually works in construction.

Ballcementer: I'M GONNA TRAP YOUR BALLS IN CEMENT!
Other Person: AAAAHHH!

by BJ-The-DJ May 21, 2023

Tristan

Elmo Enjoyer.

Tristan: I LOVE ELMO RAAH! SEASME STREET RAAH! SUSSY BALLS RAH!

by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023

Luke Lombuddy

Very large spaghetti man. Likes to blast memes in discord call and playstation chats. Very annoying online, good friend in real life.

Person 1: Bro where is the coords to the Minecraft house?
Person 2 (Luke Lombuddy): Sussy ball amongus I shit bricks suck my balls farty wee wee!?
Person 1: Bro wtf? Just tell me coords.
Person 2: Get off the computer call and kiss me on my hot lips
Person 1: *Disconnects*

by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023

Tim B

Goes through a depressed phase once every 6 months. Goes through at least 16 cans/bottles of soft drink a day.

Person 1: What's good bro?
Person 2: *depressed music* waah *sips soft drink*
Person 1: Stop being such a Tim B bro...

by BJ-The-DJ May 21, 2023

Ballcember

Not allowed to see pictures of men's balls in the month of Decemeber.

P1: Hey bro hows Ballcember going?
P2: Not good.
P1: Why?
P2: I failed.
P1: Its the first of December bro...

by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023