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Beef Rub

When two, large, heavier set, lesbians engage in a hot, sweaty orgasmic scissor session.
Dude what the hell is that noise in the apartment upstairs? Sounds like two mating Bulls.

It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
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slap beef

another philly word meaning dick up
Person : Why are you such a asshole
Me : Slap beef pussy
by SauceDanger442 May 27, 2020
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Soggy Beef

Soggy, Beef -

1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.

Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.

2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.

#soggybeef on Twitter
Soggy Beef -
Example:

1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.

2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
by njabindon September 22, 2014
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beef wind

Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
by Aulderath April 19, 2014
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Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!
by Jacket22 August 1, 2012
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Kobe Beef

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts
at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef
by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011
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Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.
Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.
by roast beef lover February 25, 2009
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