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blanket time bomb

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it
holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?
by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010
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TIMATOV

Think I'm about to openly vomit.
Did she just not notice the menstruation stain on her pants before she put them on? TIMATOV.
by Gary Shteyngart's Lamest Fan September 11, 2010
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Dragon Time

Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.
It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.

or

A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.
by TooMuchLean January 30, 2010
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The set of the most difficult problems in Mathematics, solvable in polynomial time only by a non-deterministic turing machine, but verifiable in polynomial time. In mathematics and computer science is shortened to np. Of course, the editors of UD would rather publish BULLSHIT or several thousand entries for George Bush than something having to do with math. Also, why won't they publish "S4R" is a perfectly acceptable definition.

Rule number 5 + Rule number 10 guys. Seriously. I'm an editor too.
Aaron: Did you know the editors of UD don't actually follow rules 5 and 10?
Mike: Yeah, they turned down my definition for "np", y'know, its short for "Non-deterministic Polynomial time".
James: Yeah, and then the go and publish shit like "S.C.L.I.D". Apparently technical terms for guns are fine, but not in Math.
Aaron: Yeah, seriousy uncouth.
Mike: HOLLA!
by vaxt April 9, 2006
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Leather Jacket Time

Leather jacket time is the time from October to until it gets hotter then 55 degrees Fahrenheit. during this time all men (ie. non pussies) are encouraged to wear a heavy leather jacket while all women are encouraged to wear light heavy jackets.
The Leather Jacket Time trend was started near the year 2005 by people who believed that the Leather Jacket symbolized coolness. They were probably Fonz and terminator fans; the world will never know.
by .T September 29, 2009
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sexy time explosion

A huge male orgasm during sex. Introduced to America by Borat.
by RooRally Baked July 2, 2009
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what time it is

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.
That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!
by gonzobrains July 6, 2016
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