ticker fucker

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok

This ticker fucker is stupid

by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011

WICKEY TICKED

Wicked pissed! As in really peeved off. Ticked off to the nth degree.

(After the cat jumps into the fridge when you open the door) Kitty, I am wickey ticked at you now! Get out of the blasted fridge.

by cirenevard December 23, 2009

clifford tickel

When the male sticks his index finger on the clitoris and his middle finger inside of the cooch whil his thumb remains inside of her anus and he continues to jerk his hand rapidly

Mike gave me an amazing Clifford tickel in the mountains of montana

by Brennen blumpkin November 30, 2017

tucket

Defined: When a morbily obest lady tucks her fat into spandex.

Lady : wow i lookk fat in the spandex ..i'll just tucket

by jr3117 September 10, 2006

ticketmasterbation

What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.

by tmk8273 June 18, 2009

TicketMaster

Another word for the doctor that puts in for your prescription.

Did you get ahold of the ticketmaster to see when your gettin more tickets

by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009

Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

by r0leX July 25, 2010