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Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult
1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."
by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018
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poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.
I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."
by toilet_bound September 14, 2013
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spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.
Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!
by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017
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Bonus poop

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
by Apeortdz May 19, 2017
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Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
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Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
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poop troll

A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"

"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
by Mr.McCunty April 6, 2009
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