Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007

Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 06, 2017

Funk up

When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.

Oh no! Yet another Funk up to add to the list.

by ShibbyChiz September 10, 2022

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 26, 2023

mrs. funk

the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.

"hey did you see mrs. funk? she was nice this morning but I think shes on her bacon bits month"

by mrs.funks fav student May 21, 2021

bussel-funk

Busses-Funks are just like floppy puppies that run up all excited and ready to play.

You're puppy is so adorable! Does it always bussel-funk??

by cmg310 December 20, 2016