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The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.
Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.
Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.
The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.
The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.
Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.
Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.
The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.
The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
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