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toaster waffle

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
by tashers May 6, 2006
mugGet the toaster wafflemug.

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped
Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up
by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020
mugGet the waffle brainmug.

Medium Waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.
by crowberries April 21, 2018
mugGet the Medium Wafflemug.

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
mugGet the waffle munchermug.

Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
mugGet the Lord Wafflemug.

grey waffle

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
mugGet the grey wafflemug.

Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
by Albertish May 22, 2019
mugGet the Thug wafflemug.

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