Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011
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shitty stick

the hobo saw a shitty stick and decided to eat it!
by Lisa February 16, 2004
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poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.
Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
by DPdaix November 7, 2008
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shitty piece of ass

"damn that girl is josh cribbs in this bitch, you can do better than that"

josh cribbs being the word definted as shitty piece of ass
by browniebailey January 9, 2012
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Shitty Shit Balls

"Aww! Shitty shit balls!" (When trying to rember Stephanys name)
by thesumis182 October 21, 2012
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Shitty Booty Bitch

A person with a nasty, saggy, disguising looking booty that stink like dog shit.
Women: Eww it’s smells like ass
Man: That’s most definitely a shitty booty bitch
by Tea keeper August 6, 2018
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Shitty Finger Fuck

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.
Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
by greenanon December 22, 2008
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