DUMBSHIT SCIENCE

Doing dumb shit for science. also, know as jackass.

ride down a slide that has bumps with a skateboard to see if it won't break your back for dumbshit science.

by RickyJohnJones May 14, 2021

king of the science

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton

Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science

by spiltz September 23, 2022

Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Pochi Science

pochi science is a cringey ass annoying youtuber that makes everyone turned into Girls/Waifus and most of her fans are just an 5 year olds and Cringey Ipad Kids who got kindergarten dropout. Some of the people hated pochi science and Lankybox Fans and Lankybox teams pochi science to milk every new trends that went viral on internet. And Then pochi science fans getting mad because someone criticize lankybox and pochi science. Most Of Pochi Science Fans are Retarted and she has the most toxic fanbase that more worse than dream, jellybeans and other cringe youtubers fanbases.

Toddler: im wawching pochi science

Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020