Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

poor

people who's headphones have wires

"hey that guy over there is so poor he isn't even using apple headphones."

by Jaden Mckenzie January 29, 2019

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

poor slav

A drink made from mixing vodka, water, and lemon juice. The perfect solution for poor folk like myself who are too pussy to drink it straight.

Brotato: Yo I got wasted on poor slav last night.
Abroham Lincoln: 4 score and seven years ago, poor like yourself, I did the same thing.

by The Potatoburger October 24, 2019

Poor people green

Non iPhone users or iPhone users who are out of network.

I texted but his bubble was poor people green.

by Nighthawker5 October 31, 2022

Domain Poor

Adjective: used to describe a person or other entity owning zero to few domain name registrations.

At one time I had registered several dozen domain names, now that I only have one (1) I am feeling domain poor.

by LustyMartin August 10, 2010

Poor man's hot tub

Shower

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.

by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019