Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.

"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"

by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009

Strip District Funk

An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.

James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.

by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Funk-a-licious

Similar to shmoovin’ in a sense. Describes how funky something is.

Guy 1: Woah look at Bryan on the dance floor. He’s groovin right now
Guy 2: I know. He’s positively Funk-a-licious

by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

Funk

when you mean to say fuck but you somehow manage to squeeze an n into it

guy: funk you
guy 2: fuck you

by Wdvdkwcowufpqhspqhdpqhskqvsoqv July 21, 2022

Addictive funk

Used to describe when something unconventional results in satisfaction and/or pleasure.

The chorus has an addictive funk to it.

Dry dog food has that addictive funk.

by Avidaddictivefunker February 23, 2024