Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.

Fart dominance asserted!

by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018

slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.

She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.

Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"

by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010

Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012

oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.

I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me

by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011

Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019