You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
by El cheeky November 13, 2017
by kidlou January 05, 2011
When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon
Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave
by EnisThePenis September 26, 2017
Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
by Tigermeat October 06, 2013
When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
by Mrs.frizzells chode March 19, 2018
Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
by Underc_overdude April 16, 2020
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
by MilkingBerry January 27, 2016