telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

by ayamro May 3, 2009

Telemiscommunication

Having trouble with telecommunication

*Via the phone*
Hey, hows your day been?
Hey, ho- no sorry you first.
What? can't hear you...
Hold on... Anyways. You were saying?
Oh, the delay's quite bad...
Wow, telemiscommunications.

by R530er October 13, 2014

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

The best show on mtv ova the summer tHAT dissaperd cause mtv wasnt paying snoop for the show. NO MONEY, NO DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE, FO SHIZZLE!

HOW OL IS U?
THIS MANY..
YEA! CROUTONS, ME LOVE THIS LONG TIME....YO!
AND BROUGHT U MANY OTHER ha,ha things.

by outlaST October 21, 2003

Teletubby

Sexy little multicoloured prostitutes.

I'd ride one anyday.

OOOH Dipsy! You give me orgasms!

by TallonKarrde May 13, 2005

telepathetic

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.

Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.

by LeafyGreenVegetable June 15, 2009

teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.

What up? (Fucking teletubby).

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Teletubbie Clit Tickles

Touching the clit vigorously while watching the teletubbies tickle eachother.

"Man Harrison, those teletubbie clit tickles last night were BANG-A-LANGIN!"

by Jessica Burnett September 23, 2005