techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.

"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."

by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013

technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment

"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"

by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

techno-racism

The event where a piece of hardware or software limits functionality based on race. Sometimes due to primitive technology or developer oversight.

1. My black friend can't play Eye Toy Play on the Playstation 2 due to his dark skin not being detected by the camera. This game is techno-racism at its finest.

by superllama May 13, 2014

Technodestiny

When a technological device, out of its own accord, makes contact with another human's device, which ends up bringing each individual into their divine destiny of meeting one another.

Person A: Dude, my skype accidenty called a cute guy I hardly knew in high school!
Person B: giiiirrrrrl, don't sweat it, this is obviously your
technodestiny.

by Dysrafft May 8, 2015

Technobubba

Men with typical redneck appearance consisting of flannel ,fishing baseball hat, and mullet proudly displaying obvious technology like Bluetooth headsets and smart watched.

Sarah's boyfriend, Hank, is such a technobubba, he just got the new iWatch, but it clashes with his snuff can.

by dil3mma June 13, 2015

techno junkie

Someone who has the need to do everything with the latest state of the art technology, everything else is slow and not enough.

James is such a techno junkie, he just bought a computer but he's not happy cuz there is a newer model that is faster.

by MrGonzalezJose March 8, 2016

techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.

"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"

by LilacDreamer April 18, 2016