Cock Teaser

Cock tease

A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."

Me: She sent me her wank videos but says we'll never fuck.
The universe: What a cock teaser!

by Capybara1 August 22, 2021

Rainbow taster

When a man tastes the cum of a homosexual man he becomes a rainbow taster

Matteo is a Rainbow taster

by Rainbowtasterog December 31, 2021

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018

teamster's blues

strike out at the pick-up bar, nothing to load, no work

john had tools and a load of freight, but nothing to load; he had the ol' teamster's blues!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

toasterhead

The best band in the world---the one from buffalo MN

Pat, Smude, Barry, Reese, Jared, and Ryan, are in Toasterhead

by Pat December 30, 2003