Tactical Shit

The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.

Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"

James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"

by MissS8 August 8, 2014

taticool

Adj. Possessing the military acumen of a lemming.

Wow Tango Zulu must be running with a new taticool formation as his troops keep running single file into that chainsaw!

by FBG_Alias November 16, 2006

topcat-tastic

when something is as good as or better than the most famous tramp cat of all time. the one and only.. TC.

I just found out the the civic centre in barnstaple, DEVON is being demolished. The news was topcat-tastic.

by Oli Cowling January 14, 2007

tastic

An ending to any name, to enhance the amazingness of that person.

Edith: Milo's so amazing!
Liam: Yeah he is!
Edith: He's Milotastic!
Milo: Thanks guys! You're Edithtastic too!

by fignerpeople January 1, 2009

Michellin-Tastic

Awesomeness to the extreme expressed by any person of the name michelle, while alluding to the Michellin Man.

Michelle's face is so michellin-tastic.

by Michelle Bardach October 11, 2006

tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010