Hot Tuna Sandwich

Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.

"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."

by Gordon September 16, 2003

Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

by Smellman March 5, 2009

Tuna Walk

A walk to the liquor store.

Talking nonsense to an underaged tuna

having sex with reptiles

Hey Frannie, Lets go on a TUNA WALK!

WHY YOU TUNAWALKIN ALL OVA THIS DAANSE FLO'

I tuna walked that komodo dragon
ouch

by robery G March 29, 2008

stirring tuna

The noise made by a manually stimulated vulva and/or vagina (wet).

"oh hey did you and that girl make out last night?"
"no"
"well i heard some stirring tuna"
"ok"

by NICHOLAS JAMES MCEVOY May 21, 2006

Hot Tuna

take a diaria shit on a girls chest and then jizz on them

yo Griff the hot tuna u gave was great!

by Nick Leone September 2, 2006

Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

can of tuna fish

A metal can thats is 1 inch long and 3 inches in diamter that contain tuna fish.

That guy is hung like a can of tuna fish.

by Postelrich July 23, 2006