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El Toolio

Where as Toolio is an ultimate Tool, El Toolio is the ultimate Toolio
Person 1 : You're a Tool
Person 2 : You're a Toolio
Person 3 : You're El Toolio
Person 4 : So's your ma
by Scryypy May 12, 2004
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Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.
Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool
by unknown45629 November 21, 2009
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busy tool

the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.
Dude: "Hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. pass me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. The boss is coming and I need my busy tool."
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.
by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 24, 2010
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Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.
John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.
by enols August 11, 2010
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E-tool

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.
Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.
by x BILKO x September 22, 2016
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dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!
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ePic GAmER TOoL

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL
by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020
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