Twirty-Something

A woman who has passed the lower numbers of the Twirty age range but is still continuously mistaken for a whole lot younger.

Even though we twirty-somethings felt out-of-place at the kegger, we were still getting hit on so hard we had bruises.

by AJ June 25, 2004

thirt

a thot over the age of 30.

"damn rashad, is that your mom grinding on professor greenleaf?" "shit, she's a thirt"

by trick zaddy June 26, 2017

This dust is making me thirsty

an expression used during the dust storms over the east coast of australia during September 2009

you are at work looking out the window at a red dusty sky - "this dust is making me thirsty"

by Chen-Dogg September 23, 2009

Stay Thirsty, My Friend

The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.

Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.

First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."

by m&jsandwich November 28, 2011

Man that's Thirsty

A way of saying cool or sick.

Austin: hey I got a new dirtbike

Jake: Man that's thirsty

by tmac5083 April 23, 2009

Thirsty Thursdays

These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.

Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?

Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."

by Dueyutah June 16, 2007

Thirsty Goosehole

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).

Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.

by truecalling September 7, 2013