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Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
Kiss the Unicorn by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

The biggest thing in the universe

your mom
Person 1: hey whats the biggest thing in the universe

Person 2: your mom

The 3 mysteries of the Urban Dictionary 

1. The word for the day
many people think that the word for the day is just an automatic robot that just chooses a random word to show on the homepage but some rumors say that there is someone doing it. they say that if you ever discover their identity, they will hack your device and destroy all your social media accounts.
2.Pintobean2003
pintobean2003 was an urban dictionary user that suddenly disappeared back in 2020. the rumors say he was sucked in through his device and got trapped since. so whenever you look up help in the urban dictionary, the rumors say, that you will see his face for a few milliseconds after searching it up.

3. Searching up your name in UD
it may be fun to look up your name in the Urban Dictionary to see what it will say about you but some rumors say if you look to the last page of what your name is, you will see your true name, what you do, your birthday, and your future.
person 1: have you ever heard of The 3 mysteries of the Urban Dictionary?

Not feeling the unicorn. 

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.
"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

literally every word in the urban dictionary

Sex . the end . what do you except from an "URBAN" dictionary !
*innocently search for slang terms* *founds that literally every word in the urban dictionary has a relation with sex*

People on the urban dictionary

unique “ under age unfunny and posts stupid shit that is about how this kid at your school is gay or your gf/bf
People on the urban dictionary are fucking obnoxious