sex:jack and jill went up the hill to get a pale of water who knows what they did up there and came down with a daughter. sing this in the yankey doodle toon.
by some person in some world April 3, 2009
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by Mr. Dino October 11, 2017
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by UrBANDictionary June 20, 2015
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Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
by Boyscout 666 July 19, 2018
Get the sex mug.I was having a party for my birthday at the pool. My crush was coming, and I was determined to get him to myself. He finally arrived. His ruffled black hair was just perfect, and his vibrant blue eyes gazed shyly at me. His skin was tanned. When the party was over, I took Gale's hand, dragging him behind the bathrooms. I looked up at him, he gazed softly down at me. We wordlessly kissed, my arms around his neck and his around my waist. "Lets have sex, Emily." He whispered to me.
He pulled away from me, putting his hands on my boobs, and I smiled up at him, inviting him to go on. He tore off my top, and kissed my neck lovingly. He slid his lips down to my nipples, engulfing one in his mouth. I moaned as he bit down on it.
I reached down, grabbing his dick through his pants. He smirked at me, pulling away and taking his swim pants off, revealing a 10 inch long, 3 1/2 wide cock. I stared, astonished. I had never seen one so big. He laid me down, and I reached up, pulling him onto me. He suddenly went into me, easily sliding out again. I moan, wanting more. "All the way, Gale! Please!" I begged, and he obeyed, sticking it in all the way. I cummed into him, and he moaned, as did I. Gale put one hand on each of my huge tits, moving them around. I moaned. "Keep going!" I shouted, but then he had to go. Before he got into his car, I pulled one of my boobs out for him to touch one last time. He smirked, kissing them and then backed into the car, driving away.
He pulled away from me, putting his hands on my boobs, and I smiled up at him, inviting him to go on. He tore off my top, and kissed my neck lovingly. He slid his lips down to my nipples, engulfing one in his mouth. I moaned as he bit down on it.
I reached down, grabbing his dick through his pants. He smirked at me, pulling away and taking his swim pants off, revealing a 10 inch long, 3 1/2 wide cock. I stared, astonished. I had never seen one so big. He laid me down, and I reached up, pulling him onto me. He suddenly went into me, easily sliding out again. I moan, wanting more. "All the way, Gale! Please!" I begged, and he obeyed, sticking it in all the way. I cummed into him, and he moaned, as did I. Gale put one hand on each of my huge tits, moving them around. I moaned. "Keep going!" I shouted, but then he had to go. Before he got into his car, I pulled one of my boobs out for him to touch one last time. He smirked, kissing them and then backed into the car, driving away.
by TheLarge July 29, 2018
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Samuel was just hanging out by the pool. He kept looking at the women over by the hot tub.
Suddenly, one of them got up. She went over to Samuel, and started talking to him. "I need your help," she said. "My name is Chloe. I'm having some trouble putting my hair up, can you help?" Of course, Samuel agreed. "Let's go to the changing rooms to do it, though. As they walked in to the room, he felt something rub up against his cock. He looked down, and saw that he had a huge erection. After Chloe closed the door, she looked down and noticed that Samuel had an erection. "Can't wait to get started, huh?" She smirked, pushing him into the wall. Without any warning, she pulled Samuel's shorts down and started to give him a blowjob. While she was doing that, Samuel started to take her top off and expose her D-cup size breasts. Then, he managed to take the bottom part off, and showed her shaved pussy. He brought his hand down to her vagina, and started to rub her clit. Right as he started doing that, Chloe moaned. "Fuck, I'm going to cum" She groaned. Right as that was about to happen, he stopped. Without any warning, he slammed his dick into her soaking-wet pussy. "You're so tight Chloe" he moaned. He started moving faster. "Oh my god, fuck me" She said, louder than before. "Harder, faster" she screamed. He obliged. She let out a huge moan. Samuel was close to his limit, as well. He went as fast as he possibly could, and pulled out just in time. They both came at the same time.
Samuel was just hanging out by the pool. He kept looking at the women over by the hot tub.
Suddenly, one of them got up. She went over to Samuel, and started talking to him. "I need your help," she said. "My name is Chloe. I'm having some trouble putting my hair up, can you help?" Of course, Samuel agreed. "Let's go to the changing rooms to do it, though. As they walked in to the room, he felt something rub up against his cock. He looked down, and saw that he had a huge erection. After Chloe closed the door, she looked down and noticed that Samuel had an erection. "Can't wait to get started, huh?" She smirked, pushing him into the wall. Without any warning, she pulled Samuel's shorts down and started to give him a blowjob. While she was doing that, Samuel started to take her top off and expose her D-cup size breasts. Then, he managed to take the bottom part off, and showed her shaved pussy. He brought his hand down to her vagina, and started to rub her clit. Right as he started doing that, Chloe moaned. "Fuck, I'm going to cum" She groaned. Right as that was about to happen, he stopped. Without any warning, he slammed his dick into her soaking-wet pussy. "You're so tight Chloe" he moaned. He started moving faster. "Oh my god, fuck me" She said, louder than before. "Harder, faster" she screamed. He obliged. She let out a huge moan. Samuel was close to his limit, as well. He went as fast as he possibly could, and pulled out just in time. They both came at the same time.
by xXkillmenowXx July 1, 2019
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