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pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.
Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce
by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023
mugGet the pigeon noncemug.

nonce

"Cliff Richard is a filthy old nonce."
by E.L James July 27, 2017
mugGet the noncemug.

Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020
mugGet the Big club noncemug.

Nonce

Anyone named : Joe, Ben or if you own reddit or discord
“Ay are you a nonce”
“No”
mugGet the Noncemug.

lanky nonce

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad
by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022
mugGet the lanky noncemug.

nonce

someone who dates someone younger than them.
god that harriet girl is such a nonce!
by White nwerd June 7, 2022
mugGet the noncemug.

Nonce

That weird looking man you saw at the park as a kid
Im gonna keep my son away from that man i think hes a nonce
by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020
mugGet the Noncemug.

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