Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".

Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.

by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009

Voldomorts Nipple

the main bad guys's nipple in harry potter

"Voldomorts nipple!" Harry screamed at Prof.Snape

by poop a floop January 10, 2009

nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.

shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.

by alex ~ September 21, 2006

nipple nectar

The nutritious fluid that a mother provides for her baby. Another name for milk.

Will you please put a label on that nipple nectar so no one drinks it by mistake. The puppy really likes that nipple nectar.

by Hobby Horse December 16, 2008

chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

Woolly Nipple

The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.

Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.

by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011