British

We don’t all drink tea and say g’day that’s only some of us. Most of us say ‘Hi’ or ‘Hello mate’

Random British guy: OI you parkin’ too close to my van mate

Other random British guy: wanna go mate

by Some random British person May 1, 2019

British

People who have stereotypically bad teeth.
Whose words have an accent sometimes incomprehensible for even others English speaking natives.
They also drink tea, cheers mate.

The British had a tea party, they also enjoyed the biscuits.

by Simpler_Name December 1, 2021

British Snow

Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.

Me and the family went out to enjoy the British Snow, sadly we came home dirty, wet and cold.

by Stoner24/7 March 5, 2011

British

British 1: (Verb) The act of getting stabbed 2: (Verb) To stab 3: (Noun) A person from the british ilses

THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT BRITISHED

by Ozwlad VH March 24, 2022

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023

British

Formerly referred to people of the once great, Britain. Now refers to the minority of those who believe something something sovereignty, something something fish.

The rest consider themselves Europeans now.

I knew what I voted for... I'm British.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

British Bowclacker

The act of sneezing into a woman's pussy flaps like a tissue and letting the snot run down her vagina

"Yo bro, this girl had some ginormous flaps so I did the British Bowclacker on them. It was amazing!"

by Gbyte May 2, 2022