When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole
by Weenus penis September 24, 2018
Get the Texas toast mug."A sense of toast.."
1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.
2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.
1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.
2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.
1."I got a sense-of-toast on this.."
(I have a feeling about this..)
2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)
3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)
(I have a feeling about this..)
2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)
3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)
by sMiLeY February 5, 2005
Get the Sense-of-toast mug.Related Words
Toast
• Toaster
• toasted
• Toaster Strudel
• toastie
• toaster mage
• Toas
• toasting
• toaster bath
• toaster oven
by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019
Get the Sloppy Texas Toast mug.1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.
person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011
Get the PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER mug.A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)
by TheLittle September 3, 2010
Get the Toaster Strudle mug.To spread butter on a piece of bread.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
"Toast witch, toast!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011
Get the toast mug.A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.
"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."
by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009
Get the Hit The Toast mug.