Clem Buddy System

a system where a person follows the slowest person in a group

Steve and jeremy used the Clem Buddy System and followed Clem who was the slowest person

by Clement Chang February 29, 2004

Complex Female Rating System

The Complex Female Rating System(CFRS) is the best way to accurately rate a female. The rating system uses 3 variables. (Boobs, Ass, face). Boobs and ass are rated 1-10 while face is rated A,B,C,D,F.( A being the best score and F being the worst). An example is (59A). 5 being 5/10 boobs, 9 being 9/10 ass, and A being the most attractive face. The most attractive female on earth is a 1010A. The ugliest female is a 11F. Please use (ABX) to help you. A is boobs,B is ass and X is A-F.

Josh: Becky is a solid 510A
Tim: Nah bro your Complex Female Rating system is off, her ass is not that nice. She is a solid 58A

by Bosslol41 July 9, 2020

Equator Penis Measuring System

The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.

Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System

Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.

Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!

Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

by rogerthewhale March 8, 2013

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

two party political system

A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?

Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.

Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.

by waynekerrr March 3, 2011

standard underscoah measurement system

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

by Apple Byter February 20, 2020

The Worst System Ever Made

see virtual boy. You can only see red and black in those things.

The Worst System Ever Made has to be the Virtual Boy, seeing as it was a disgrace to the Nintendo name.

by Alexi June 11, 2006