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bumper stickers

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008
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sticker

A sticker can be used in place of the word kiss.
I got a sticker from the cutest boy/girl ever last night!

Jenny is a great stickerer (kiss)er.
by Honey Muffin April 12, 2008
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Stanker

Stank*er |'sta ng kur|

noun

associated with the verb Stank |'sta ng kuh|

- A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters. Stankers are also very sassy, and love corn dogs.
1. "Woah man did you see that Stanker?"

2. "That hipster is such a wanna-be Stanker.

3. "Her outfit is so Stank."

4. "Only a Stanker could make that much denim look that good."
by Stankarang October 16, 2012
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stickers

Dried up crap leftover from a very poor job at wiping your butt. As the crap dries, it becomes crusty and causes serious itching problem. the name "Stickers" brings to mind the annoying poke and itch thats associated with those lil plant seeds that stick to you socks and shoes and irritate your feet and legs
I was in a rush at work, and didnt wipe until the tp came out clean. Later that day i got major stickers, and couldnt stop itching my crack
by SkyLuker June 30, 2008
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stinkel

when a male performs oral sex on a female while she is sitting on the toilet and deficating
Bob gave Sarah a stinkel
by B.J. May 13, 2005
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pig sticker

term for Blade's sword in the original movie.
by monk October 7, 2003
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bumper stickers

A fast dog running after a slow car.
Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.
by george stephans October 21, 2004
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