Green Apple Quick Step

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.

Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.

by Keithrn October 7, 2009

Liam's Three Step Plan

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.

I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!

by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014

egyptian two-step

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.

Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

green apple two-step

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.

Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.

by Jarski December 11, 2007

Phantom Step

A phantom step is the step that is always never there. But you will always convince yourself that it is. The phantom step is only felt during the night hours. When you walk up the steps, and feel like you haven't quite reached the top yet, you will always hoist your leg up a bit higher just to make sure you won't tumble. But low and behold, you had already reached the top. The phantom step is always followed by a feeling of confusion and a sense of disappointment.

I feel really stupid, I've lived in this house for years and I still fall prey to the phantom step

by PhantomStepper July 26, 2010

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

by HudsonDuster December 27, 2009

dnb step/drumstep

DnB step, also referred to as "DnB dance" and "drumstep" is a weird kick-ass mix between c-walk and jumpstyle, mostly danced by eastern europeans, for some reason. Probably because it's freezing to death there and they need some way to heat themselves up.

Practitioners are usually referred to as "steppers", "junglists" and/or "drumsteppers". A well-document step would be "X-outing", where they look like bunnies hopping around without actually leaving the same spot.

"I went to youtube and saw these crazy russian teens doing a weird yet slightly arousing dance" - Your friend
"yeah it's called dnb step/drumstep" - you

by havet1337 May 28, 2010