Strawberry Smurf

A type of "prefanity" (predicted profanity) invented by Gabe and Tycho, the writers of Penny Arcade, who foresee its use in the future on XboxLive. The phrase's meaning can only be speculated upon, but it almost certainly will be derogatory.

OMG, what a noob. Gtfo you strawberry smurf!

by CaptPlanet July 22, 2009

smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

by louis October 22, 2001

smurfs

Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry

"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"

by M-Eazy December 18, 2008

scurf

To steal WiFi internet access

He's was driving around the neighborhood, looking for an access point to scurf the web.

by Silver scurfer April 7, 2010

Sourfang

A character on world of warcraft. He's an orc and the right-hand of Garrosh Hellscream. Horde Players often make "facts" about him,and his cleave ability.

Sourfang is in Northrend
Sourfang is god
Hogger is Sourfang's alt
Chuck Norris is Sourfang's alt

by Dasichferbotten July 19, 2011

Smurf and Turf

A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.

I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.

by absurdcurd August 19, 2013

Smoking a Smurf

The act of smoking a blunt, marijuana

Friend #1, "whats up man?"
Friend #2, "just Smoking a Smurf"

by BigMike13100 May 7, 2011