Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

Spanked

You high off your ass your basically in space

Damn bra I’m spanked , that jay striked Oc I’m spanked

by TinaIsthatbitchpurr June 11, 2020

Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game

Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game

by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

spank

a way of saying “deal” or agreeing with something or someone

“let’s go out tomorrow”
“okay spank”

“will you bring me the homework”
“spank”
“okay spank”

by ellstayslang December 9, 2019

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016