Soggy West Virginia

When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.

I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.

by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011

Soggy Peach Ring

A peach ring that has been dampened.

Often used in party environments; At a party, friends pass around a bag of peach rings. One drops into a cup and wasn't noticed. a friend later says: "Look! There's a soggy peach ring."

by sogmaster January 9, 2011

Soggy Santa Hat

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning

This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas

by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

Dylan’s Soggy Biscuit

It is when someone consumes their own jiz after masturbating

Person1: Oh my god jake is so gross
Person2: yeah i bet he likes Dylan’s Soggy Biscuits

by 🅱️epis v.s. 🅱️oca 🅱️ola May 26, 2018

Soggy Sandwich Day

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).

You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

by The Sandwich God May 16, 2019

South Dakota Soggy Taco

While having vaginal sex the female urinates on the male's penis during insertion. This is usually done without the man knowing.

Not something to be taken lightly.

Jake smelled his hand and realized his new friend just gave him a south dakota soggy taco.

by pistol pete & the whiskey boys May 11, 2009

pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.

omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man

by potaytose November 17, 2022