smokeo 

A break from daily activites where you have enough time for a cigarette. The break itself can be called a smokeo whether you smoke cigarettes or not.

Dave's back from the shops with the drinks and my durries, it's time for smokeo.

smokeo by ysambart October 15, 2008

weiner smoker 

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

weiner smoker by John Y. May 27, 2004

stress smoker 

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.

-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.

stress smoker by BobLink July 28, 2006

left-handed smoke bender 

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

left-handed smoke bender by Xerxy April 28, 2006

corporate pole smoker 

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

corporate pole smoker by newslacker May 8, 2007

smokemon 

A spoof of pokemon where the characters get high all the time.

Smokemon is funny.

smokemon by No identity June 23, 2003

Holy Smoke 

The special white smoke which comes out of the chimney of the Sistine Chapel indicating that a new Pope was elected.

Holy Smoke!...we have a new Pope!

Holy Smoke by HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED March 15, 2013