Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

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rubber milkshake

When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac

Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake

by Brahbro6969 August 22, 2017

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A term for a woman with a little "more to love", used by Pete Holmes in his Somebody Loves Your Body monologue. A thicker milkshake is someone with a little bit extra on her, but not so much as to look overly fat or unattractive. Can be used in place of thicc or curvy, though each have slightly different meanings.

"My friend Sara has got a great body, she's what I call a thicker milkshake; I love a thicker milkshake! That's just more milkshake!"

by Nopidy September 24, 2017

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Strawberry milkshake

When you mix cum with period

I am not going to write in this box and if I do it will be a lie
Strawberry milkshake

by Hotcock007 October 23, 2017

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Strawberry milkshake

When a guy cups inside a girl on her period and then she proceeds to let it drip out.

"Hey baby I know your on your period let me give you a strawberry milkshake."
"She was on her period so I busted in her and it came out like a strawberry milkshake"

by Jacobswags June 15, 2018

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Raspberry Milkshake

When a breastfeeding infant's latch on the breast is interrupted, they sometimes breathe out through their mouth. With their mouths pressed against the breast, this can make a wet flapping sound akin to a belly fart. This is known as a raspberry milkshake.

"Little Timmy slipped off his latch and blew a great big raspberry milkshake on mommy's boob. Now he's got milk on his nose."

by El Leche October 18, 2018

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