Chase-Shifter

Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.

Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.

"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."

Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.

by vonsac August 5, 2010

tweaker shift

When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.

Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.

I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.

by El Sadado January 3, 2013

suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

by androidlesbo April 23, 2015

hero shift

N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.

Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.

by -_-nope October 8, 2017

skin shift

Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.

Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.

by That Wench November 21, 2017

Doug shift

A person who leave work hours early.

You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.

by Mr3fiddy April 16, 2023

The king shift

When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.

"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"

by Kingshiftboiiiii June 25, 2016