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Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.
The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!
by B-rizzle February 12, 2019
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Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.
I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her
by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009
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Smash the Ice

Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.

When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."

"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."

"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
by risingSKY February 16, 2015
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Taking a smash

Carlos: Bro i godda take a smash.
Bill: what's that?
Carlos: A big Shit.
Taking a smash- poop
by TrippySav August 8, 2018
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Smash Grabbington

A person who partakes in smash and grab weekends away when you are only allowed to pack your passport and no hotel is booked. The individual will have picked a city hosting a top rave with DJs they enjoy listening to. This rave may take place in a club, a warehouse or even a festival. A Smash Grabbington is a music connoisseur and selects their raves very carefully. No sleep is permitted.
I was speaking to a Smash Grabbington earlier and he was telling me that he had flown out here just to visit the Robert Johnson to watch Pralesh for 12 hours and then he was taking a taxi straight to the airport to fly home!
by Bocelli October 12, 2018
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smash out

To have familiar relations with, usually sex.
If you're going to smash out with that skank, wear a condom.
by BigIrish June 24, 2006
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Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.
My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.
by blacksheeep September 2, 2010
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