simpson lip

Go watch the Simpsons and look at their lips. It looks like a yellow camel toe.

Guy 1: Whoa man dude u fuck Beth last night?
Guy 2: No she has Simpson lip

by Geoffrey :p> May 18, 2014

Simmons and Spy

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.

"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."

by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023

Hope Simpson

She is also known to be such a rude person to many people especially boys she loves he attention

Yeah hope Simpson is a jerk to me I know she wants my dick in her and much more. Attention

by The biggest dick ever November 22, 2019

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

Homer Simpson Syndrome

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.

The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.

by CYLAIS September 17, 2023

taylor alexander simmons

A piece of shit

Taylor Alexander Simmons is gay

by 7rgr January 19, 2018

Mrs. Simmons

A retarded science teacher that doesn’t know how to teach science and just gives her students tests with random shit

"hey you know that science teacher Mrs. Simmons?''
"yeah you mean the retarded science teacher that gives random shit tests?"
“Mrs Simmons doesn’t know how to teach, did she even go to college?”

by BalloonTea68456 October 8, 2019