Simon

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden

Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No

by carbum April 4, 2021

Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024

Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He is the prince charming, Simon is arare name if your find a person name Simon make them your friend he might bring you good fortune. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

Simon is a sweetheart

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Simone

Is a human potato and she just want to eat and have friends. plz love her

"Lets just us be with Simone, what else can we do"

by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017

Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.

“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“

by LordArcyus October 31, 2020

Tom Simons

A popular vlogger who is also know as Tommyinnit and TommyVODS

"Have you seen Tom Simons 's newest vlog?"
"Yes! It was really good"

by Meezicle October 28, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022