scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Restroom Sign

What one would consider oneself if they found their male or female counterpart. Can vary from different people but counterparts must have several similar traits to each other with the exception of gender. Originates from the fact that the restroom has a sign which shows a man and a woman looking almost alike.

It's nothing to be ashamed of because it meant that there's someone like you out there. But if you had someone who's the member of the opposite sex and you both were too much alike, it might be freaky.

Girl A: Hey, I found out about one of our favorite musicians biography.
Girl B: Well what is it?
Girl A: It says here he's into films about dogs, has Caucasian and Hispanic ancestry, and he's professional at dancing.
Girl B: *Looks at the info* Oh dear....I think I might become a restroom sign because of that.
Girl A: Now that's interesting.

by Mariposa24 August 11, 2012

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

conch signal

when you fart in a toilet bowl and it signals war

man, i just conch signaled and we took back the holy land

by HelloDanknessMyOldFriend May 17, 2017

Tall sign

Claiming you're something that you're not when it's obvious to see.

In other words Lying transparently, Red flag

You rappers are never really rapping, now that's a tall sign

by Eletro Law July 30, 2017

Hetero-signalling

When a straight man gives eye contact for too long with a gay man so quickly grabs his girlfriend's hand.

Cruised a hot bloke in Sainsbury's but he panicked and began hetero-signalling .

by Tim Bisley April 19, 2018

Black Sign

Where two people sign a document that will probably end up causing a bad situation for both parties involved.

"Joe... What have we done? We just signed... A Black Sign..."
"I know... This is such a blow..."

by C L G September 21, 2017