shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018

Green shoes

Really bomb ass weed

Hey man, buy any green shoes lately?

by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Shoe Hound

Someone who obsessively purchases shoes.

She has hundreds of pairs of shoes in her closet, many still yet unworn. She is a real shoe hound.

by Wildshoebum January 22, 2010

I’m a shoe

I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you

I’m a shoe so much

by Gcon94 April 14, 2021

cute shoes

It’s greeting phrase

Hay Scarlett cute shoes

by cheekybitch May 26, 2020

sattle shoes

cool shoes that look like king dice could pull off

king dice:* wears sattle shoes*
devil:fuck that's hot

by raybeez April 7, 2022