crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz May 31, 2018

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2021

fanny shock

The feeling you get for several minutes following an immense poop.

Don’t ask me any questions right now, I’m in fanny shock.

by Juju pop tart August 6, 2022

Dirty Shock

A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color

Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.

Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH

by M-to-tha-arko July 11, 2008

shock

the someone or something wanna make you pop off or start fighting

yo she the shock why she got in that fight

by Ja'mariam rufus July 9, 2019

streamer shock

when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.

It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.

by victimeyes October 13, 2021